Denis took me on my errands today so I made him some cookies tonight. One of his favorites are my oatmeal chocolate chip so I made my oatmeal batter with 100% whole grains, then divided it in two so I could make my own favorites, too. To his half (the back row) I added toasted walnuts and chocolate chips. To my half, I added toasted walnuts, diced prunes and figs. They are so delicious! We’ve already had two each so I’d better put them away. These are definitely going in my next cookbook, which I’m trying to work on but there’s never time! Mine have whole grains and extra fiber so technically, I could have one for breakfast, no? How about with a hard-boiled egg and a glass of milk? Never mind, it’s as rhetorical question – my kitchen, my rules. Cookies for breakfast!
Cookies for breakfast
Chocolate For Breakfast?

I made pie

-Pie pan – check!
-Food processor for the crust – check!
-Zester for the lemons – check!
-Juicer for the lemons – check!
-Sauce pan for the filling – check!
-Kitchenaid for the meringue – check!
-Whisk attachment for the meringue – check!
-Rolling pin, pie weights, bowls, measuring cups & spoons – check!
First, I had to make the crust and let it cool completely. It took over two hours to cool. Then I cooked the filling, topped it with meringue, and baked the whole thing again. By now, three hours had gone by. I removed it from the oven and of course, it had to cool completely before eating. I kept busy by washing the massive amount of dishes left behind, waiting for the pie to cool. I was dying for a slice but it was still hot. I took a bath… still hot. Did my nails… still hot. I tested some batteries, organized spices, sharpened some pencils… still hot. Finally I was exhausted and went to bed, feeling cheated, with no midnight snack. Denis was still up at 2 am and put it in the fridge. I only agreed to let him put it away if he promised not to eat any. (my kitchen, my rules) So today, we finally got to taste my lemon meringue pie. It was super good – the tart lemon filling balanced with the cool meringue – awesome! 
*Note to lemon meringue pie-makers:
–Don’t make it at night.
–Don’t cut it until it’s completely cooled or you’ll be calling it a lemon meringue molten cake.
–Do it. There’s nothing like homemade pie… except good sex. No, I think the pie is better. Okay, pie, then sex.



