Things I Regret

Approaching my 80th birthday seems like a good time to ruminate on all the things I regret. I’m listing all the things I regret that are safe to share without a visit from the police department. 👮‍♀️

• Not taking more pride in my day-to-day appearance. When I walk out of my beautiful home, people assume I work for the owner.
• Ordering dark chocolate online… in the summer! ☀️
• Not staying in touch with childhood friends.
• Assuming I’d never forget how to apply black eye liner.
• Giving up on making pork chops. I love pork chops but not my pork chop door stops.
• Never learning how to tap dance.
• Doing my own highlights with the shower cap and a crochet hook.
• Not being open to trying new foods, but oysters? Really? 🦪🦪
• I think I have too many spatulas.
• Never trying yoga because you have to wear yoga pants.
• Not going to my reunion  because I was having a bad hair day.